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TOP TEN ITEMS ON THE NORTH POLE POLICE BLOTTER
10. More shots fired at Santa's house
9. Elf removed from workshop with vibrating electric football
set in his pants
8. Unlicensed street vendor caught selling reindeer kabobs
7. Rudolph busted for showing what else he can make glow
6. Noise ordinances violated by Kathie Lee's singing
5. Rowdy teens chasing Frosty the Snowman with a hair dryer
4. Deranged gingerbread man arrested after several hours on
street corner shouting "Eat me!"
3. Mrs. Claus nabbed for hooking on 9th Avenue
2. "Send the jaws of life: the old man's got his fat ass stuck
in a chimney again"
1. Elfjacking
Playout - "She's So Cold" - Rolling Stones
Letterman, Thursday, December 22, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994